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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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(via thiscrazyworldwelivein)

detainable:

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(Source: ericisntfunny, via thiscrazyworldwelivein)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via orgasm)

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via officialsharks)


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

darrynek:

my only fetish is heelys

(Source: khione, via theyearofbecoming)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via orgasm)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via orgasm)

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